A Tragedy Has Occured Today

Well this may not be funny in light of the two shootings that happened in the last two days.

 

But I tried to check my old site http://www.geocities.com/somethinggarlic only to find out that geocities has closed down, taking my beautiful website with it.

For those of you who don’t know of our illustrious history (aka morons), SomethingGarlic & Co. was the immediate predecessor to RatedNforNasty.

I created the site when I was about 10-years-old and throughout its history it got nearly 70,000 views.  And since I hadn’t updated that site in years, I have no physical evidence of that webpage anywhere on my computer.   I can’t even post a screenshot.  Tragedy son.  Tragedy.  The ramblings of my 10-14 year old self are gone the way of netscape and iwin.com

Let us all stop eating meat for a month in remembrance of the genius that was SomethingGarlic & Co.

 

StuffIDrewinClass.blogspot.com

What you know about classroom drawrings son!??!?!  Nothing thats what.  That’s why the holy triumvirate – that is, me, Johnseth, and Calvin – also known as moneymaking mamas from morocco have decided to create http://www.stuffidrewinclass.blogspot.com.

While drawing in my notebook in class, I realized that I’d been doodling and drawing in my notebook for the better part of 19 years.  I flipped through my notebook and stared at all my drawings, and pondered to myself, “are they called wishy wipers or windshield wipers?  I mean, they wish side to side, but on the other hand, they wipe ur windshield… hmm.”  After about 45 minutes, I then thought to myself, “notebook drawings are some of the most interesting and creative shiznits that the average student creates in school.”  I mean, we’re not all art or english majors.  I mean, some of us are actually minorities.

So I decided to create a site where people can submit some of their best hand drawn notebook masterpieces to show the world.  I also thought that it might be cool that if we got enough submissions, we could turn the best one into a t-shirt and sell it.  I know its a longshot, but I think its a really good idea.  Like wishy wipers.

So if you get the sensation or any other particular inkling, get to inking, and send us your submissions.  We’ll post ‘em on our site and get your doodles on the internet for all the people to see.  And not on www.ratemywiener.com either.

For the curious, I did doodle the drawing below.  I doodled it good.

Stuff I Drewin Class - Send us Your Doodles!

 

Shakira Changed Name and Wore Disguise to Pose as UCLA Student in Order to Stab Classmate in the Neck

Shakira Changed Name And Wore Disguise For UCLA Class

Posted Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:27pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in Stop The Presses!

How did Shakira manage to take a summer chemistry class at UCLA in 2009 and not make headlines until after the course was over?

The Colombian-bred international pop star revealed her successful game plan in a recent interview with the UK’s The Guardian.

“I used to wear a cap and a big backpack,” Shakira explained. “I looked like a boy. I didn’t get recognized.”

It was during her period as an ‘undercover’ bookworm, however, that the “Shewolf” singer (currently No.31 on the Billboard top 100) viciously stabbed a female classmate in the neck inside a crowded chemistry laboratory.  The “Hips Don’t Lie” singer and the unnamed female victim were both seniors taking an organic chemistry class along with several other undergraduate students.  There has been no motive for the violent attack, but many student witnesses have been vocal about what they saw.

“I saw the both of them just doing their work like normal”, Dang Tran age 20 said in a statement.  “I mean, I was busy doing the lab assignment, and out of nowhere I hear this loud shewolf howl and then everyone just starts screaming.  They were both covered in blood and our TA rushed over to help.  I didn’t know what to do.”

The throaty voiced Colombian sex idol was found and detained inside the same chemistry building a few hours after the violent incident.

“We are all shocked by the attack that occurred in one of our chemistry teaching labs,” UCLA Chancellor Gene Block said in a statement. “I know you join me in wishing for the speedy recovery of the young woman who was injured; it is my deepest hope that Shakira will be prosecuted and punished to the full extent of the law.”

Shakira has been known to spend her spare time studying, and learning about the countries she visits, her manager Fifi Kurzman told The Associated Press.

While Shakira did not attend the last few classes, she told The Guardian that she enjoyed the experience. “I would go to the university over and over again if I could,” Shakira said.
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I Am T-pain & Taylor Swift…and Kanyeezy West

Hey all!
Johnswift and Calvin and me downloaded the sweet new iPhone app “I Am T-Pain” by the folks over at
smule. This app, as the title suggests, allows everyday FOBs and Gooks like you and me to become our favorite artists, robot-ing up our voices and making sure our lack of musical talent goes
unnoticed yet somehow electronically embellished and futurized.  The app uses the real Antares technology that T-Pain himself uses..  Sweetness!

This app provides for hours of fun and includes beats, instrumentals, and lyrics to some of your favorite T-Pain tunes (Bartender, Kiss Kiss, In luv with a Stripper).  You can freestyle it up too without any backing if ur feeling like breaking through to the autotuned music game on your own volition.

Well anyways, here are a few examples of us autochooning some of your favorite choons like Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown” and Taylor Swift’s “You Belong with Me” from her Fearless album.

You Belong with Me and Love Lockdown Autotuned – I Am T-Pain iPhone App

System OVERLOAD!!!

 

Sup

Nothing going on around here lately.

 

Northern California, the Final Frontier

Hey, it’s been a while since my last post so I wanted to save it for something new. Today is the second day (of a 5 day, 4 night road trip) in the Bay area and that’s right, as you may have probably figured out (Rated N has the smartest fans), I’m writing this from my hotel room in Emeryville (only across the Bay Bridge from San Francisco.) Here’s a picture from my journey to uncharted territory.

Ok, so I’m not the first from Rated N to cross the SoCal/NorCal border (Alex Hong attends UC Berkeley) but as far as I know, I’m the first to post about it so I will lay claim to being the trailblazer. Here’s the break down of my trip thus far:

Day 0: 9 Hr drive arriving at 10:38 pm (complete)

Day 1: Visit to Golden Gate Bridge, Fort Point, dinner at Fisherman’s Wharf, and shopping in Chinatown (complete)

Day 2: Pit stop at San Jose and a day at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk (complete)

Day 3: Visit Berkeley and the Piers at Fisherman’s Wharf (complete)

Day 4: Check out and head home (complete)

 

Rated ‘N’ in Real Life: My Stitches

After getting a mean elbow to the face, I had to go get stitches for the first time in my life.  Now my beautiful, fob-bio like face may have a faint line on it for the rest of my life.  But chicks dig scars – right?  Right?!??

Here’s the video starring me, Dr. Somebody, and my dad.  I opted not to make up some fake elaborate story because I’m tired hah.  Watch it in HQ for mas sexiness.

This pole (poll) is for the ladies:

 

OG Xanga Post: 1 hour 24 minute conversation with Calvin

After having a highly anticipated and delayed conversation with Renee Dang, I’ve become nostalgic about the past: how things once were, friendships I’ve had in the past, the dirty games we used to play that wouldn’t be considered dirty anymore, but most of all, the people we once were. All of us changed a lot since the days of yore, but there is one thing that hasn’t changed much: Rated N for Nasty. We are the same hilarious, careless, and basketball loving group that we were since middle school. The only thing that has changed was our name. Unbeknownst to us, we were labeled as, “The Baller Crew,” and now we are known as, “Rated ‘N’ for Nancy.” To celebrate Rated ‘N’ for Nasty not growing up and becoming manwhores, with the exception of Minh, I nostalgically present to you an epic, 84 minute conversation between Calvin and I about the meaning of life that took place 4.5 years ago:

jS EATS CuC (10:07:21 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:07:38 PM): no ur mother
jS EATS CuC (10:07:51 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:07:57 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:08:19 PM): yours
i eat rice lolx (10:10:23 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:10:33 PM): yours
i eat rice lolx (10:10:44 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:14:43 PM): yours
i eat rice lolx (10:14:53 PM): yours
i eat rice lolx (10:14:54 PM): i win
jS EATS CuC (10:15:19 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:15:23 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:16:31 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:17:21 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:17:29 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:17:35 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:17:41 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:17:48 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:17:54 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:17:59 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:18:38 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:19:17 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:20:32 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:21:15 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:21:23 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:21:32 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:22:07 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:22:35 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:23:17 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:23:37 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:25:42 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:28:22 PM): no yorus
jS EATS CuC (10:28:42 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:28:49 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:28:58 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:30:15 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:31:44 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:31:48 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:31:50 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:31:58 PM): no yours
i eat rice lolx (10:32:03 PM): wow this has gone on for 20 mins
jS EATS CuC (10:32:17 PM): no it didnt
i eat rice lolx (10:32:40 PM): yeah it has
jS EATS CuC (10:32:45 PM): no it didnt
i eat rice lolx (10:32:48 PM): jS EATS CuC (10:07:21 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:07:38 PM): no ur mother
jS EATS CuC (10:33:01 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:35:52 PM): no your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:36:01 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:36:55 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:37:41 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:37:57 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:38:03 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:38:06 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:38:32 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:38:50 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:39:02 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:39:16 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:39:29 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:40:49 PM): yours
jS EATS CuC (10:41:00 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:41:29 PM): no yours
jS EATS CuC (10:42:17 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:43:09 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:43:19 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:43:28 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:43:32 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:47:19 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:47:32 PM): you rmom
i eat rice lolx (10:47:50 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:48:12 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:48:28 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:48:33 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:48:47 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:48:51 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:48:55 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:49:01 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:49:15 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:49:24 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:49:28 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:50:49 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:51:07 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:51:17 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:51:21 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:51:52 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:52:00 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:52:05 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:52:10 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:53:02 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:53:52 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:54:07 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:54:11 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:54:36 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:55:32 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:55:49 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:58:40 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:59:25 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (10:59:30 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (10:59:32 PM): you rmom
i eat rice lolx (11:01:20 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:01:46 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:01:50 PM): (sidetrack http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=6669F57E61FD6AE95E3217B4E19E92F0)
i eat rice lolx (11:01:55 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:01:56 PM): http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=6669F57E61FD6AE95E3217B4E19E92F0
jS EATS CuC (11:01:57 PM): you rmom
i eat rice lolx (11:02:01 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:02:05 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:02:19 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:02:27 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:02:48 PM): rofl
i eat rice lolx (11:02:51 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:04:54 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:05:19 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:05:28 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:05:31 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:06:17 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:06:29 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:06:34 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:06:36 PM): your mo
i eat rice lolx (11:06:36 PM): m
jS EATS CuC (11:06:39 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:06:43 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:07:16 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:07:26 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:09:13 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:10:07 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:11:19 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:11:26 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:11:31 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:11:37 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:11:43 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:11:48 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:11:52 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:12:22 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:12:25 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:12:28 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:13:17 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:13:28 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:13:35 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:13:43 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:13:49 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:13:57 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:15:13 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:15:16 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:15:25 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:16:19 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:17:22 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:17:56 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:21:46 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:21:59 PM): your mom
jS EATS CuC (11:23:10 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:23:16 PM): your mo
i eat rice lolx (11:23:16 PM): m
jS EATS CuC (11:24:01 PM): you rmom

Auto response from i eat rice lolx (11:24:01 PM): brushing the teethizzle,
and oh yea js, your mom

jS EATS CuC (11:24:06 PM): your mom
i eat rice lolx (11:30:16 PM): your mom

It may seem like Calvin won the battle, but I got the final word via Xanga comment:

your mom Posted 12/12/2004 5:26 PM by explosive_cuc – delete – reply

 

LOLDATz #2 – Beef wit da Brocoreeh

So here’s number two of or LOLDATz series.  Steve Ngo was pretty mad at the last post we made, but I think he’s calmed down and realized that it’s all in good fun and that we’re just adding captions to his facebook pictures   No harm intended haha.  I’m not sure if we can upload anymore pictures (we made six total).  But here’s one more of the five remaining to test the waters and just see what kinda response there is (from steve) haha.

I thought the number 69 was the beef and brocolli!

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LOLDATz :D

We at Rated ‘N’ for Nasty at our bi-annual convention in a Hilton in Frankfurt, Germany, brainstormed a variety of different ways to revive our posting careers. The long awaited McGarvin Mixtape Volume 3, was shelved permanently in 2006 due to various copyright conflicts, the most damning of all resulting from the reproduction rights to the use of the song “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls. After a long hiatus and a heated debate, senior members Andseth Cheng, Johndrew Nguyeth and Calchong Chuyen, stared deeply into each others’ eyes (except for Calvin) and exclaimed simultaneously and passionately, “LOLDATz!!!” None of us had any idea what that meant, but upon further deliberation it was discovered that a website called http://www.icanhascheezburger.com stole the very same idea from us years before (LOLCATs).

#1 – June 28, 2009

I dring da dring...don' tuss meeh!

Xin loi Steve

Click here for LOLDATz numbah tooh!Click here for LOLDATz numbah tree!